JIMMY CARTER, PEANUT FARMER AND FORMER PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES

Hey, Jimmy! Saw you on Larry King Live tonight. You were great! You have an answer for everything, man. You're the only one in the world who knows how to deal with muslim terrorists, and North Korea too. You've even written another book about how great you are. Why don't you run for office, Jimmy? I'll tell you why. Because you are a senile old fart, you're full of shit..and YOU SUCK! Not to worry though, Jimmy. I wouldn't dare mention how you handled the Iranian Hostage Crisis during the last 444 days of your sorry administration. Coward.

You puke me, man. You're a divider and a disgrace to this country. Lead, follow, or get the hell out of the way.