The Ballad of Ricky Perry

The Great Texas Governor's Debate aka The Ballad of Ricky Perry

Well, if you watched the debate tonight like I did then you've probably figured out that Rick "Preacher Hair" Perry is not the man for the job. One thing I noticed about Mr. Perry tonight (besides his perfect do)was that whenever anyone brought up one of the many nasty facts about the job he's done on Texas, his answer almost always started out by saying that there was something "more important" than that. What he needs is a good old Texas Prison Shower to get his mind right. He's a loser for sure.

Strayhound was just full of crap. I think that's about all her campaign amounts to, too. Pure crap, and you would be hard pressed to find a slimier politician than her. She's a loser.

Which brings me to Chrissy "Tinker" Bell who is just another tight-assed, mealy-mouthed politician. He thought he was being righteous when he gave the viewers his interpretation of "politics". Anyone who is not living in a cave knows that this was a bad week for the "righteous politician". He should do the right thing and drop out of the race. A Texas Prison Shower might be in order for him too, but I'm afraid he might enjoy it.

Kinky Friedman, on the other hand, is the only candidate who showed any courage tonight. Ricky boy tried to trash him but it backfired. Kinky just stuck to the issues. Like, education, crime, border security, taxes, energy alternatives, and legalizing gambling. Strayhound and Perry were on the defensive about their dirty dealings from the get go and Tinker Bell was and remains in a dream world.

I totally agree with Kinky Friedman. And he is absolutely correct when he says, as governor, if you aren't offending someone you are not doing your job. We don't need another "Kiss Ass" in Austin. Kinky's interpretation of "politics" resonates throughout Texas and the nation. They are a bunch of "bloodsuckers", to be sure of that.

Donate to the Kinky Friedman campaign today and vote for him in November.

Thank you.