ONLY IN AMERICA

Hugo Chavez, that putrid, hateful puke from Venezuela had an audience today at the United Nations and CNN. Badmouthing the United States, of course. Ranting and raving, waiving and gesturing, just like the true moron that he is. Chavez, also know as "Hurlin' Hugo" should try his hand at stand up comedy. I know it was a tough crowd at the UN today, but you made me laugh, man.

JIMMY CARTER, PEANUT FARMER AND FORMER PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES

Hey, Jimmy! Saw you on Larry King Live tonight. You were great! You have an answer for everything, man. You're the only one in the world who knows how to deal with muslim terrorists, and North Korea too. You've even written another book about how great you are. Why don't you run for office, Jimmy? I'll tell you why. Because you are a senile old fart, you're full of shit..and YOU SUCK! Not to worry though, Jimmy. I wouldn't dare mention how you handled the Iranian Hostage Crisis during the last 444 days of your sorry administration. Coward.

You puke me, man. You're a divider and a disgrace to this country. Lead, follow, or get the hell out of the way.

BLANCO AMERICA SUCKS

NEWS FLASH!! Effective September 1, 2006 Blanco (stainless steel sink manufacturer) began enforcing it's new Internet Minimum Advertised Pricing policy and has threatened dealers with account closure for non-compliance. A legal, sanitary way of fixing prices.

I guess a few of the old timers who still use typewriters and rotary dial telephones had complained to management at Blanco about lower prices on the web. Lower prices on the web? What a concept. Who would have thought that lower overhead and lower selling costs would relate to lower selling prices? Certainly not the old timers. Anyway, those cowardly cowards at Blanco caved in and fixed the price. Overnight the price of the Blanco Stainless Steel Sinks shot up almost 20% for no good reason.

Oh well. Blanco does make a great sink. But in the long run I think they will suffer by fixing prices themselves instead of letting the market do it. Price fixing is bad for everyone. That's why I say, Mr. Blanco, you suck.

Rick Perry Sucks

Do not vote for Rick Perry for Texas Governor. He is evil scum. Rick Perry only knows how to raise taxes and spend money. Rick Perry is evil scum. Instead, vote for Kinky Friedman for Texas Governor. Why the hell not?

Kinky Friedman - The Good Shepherd of Texas

Liars, bankers & thieves

Chase Bank Sucks. JP Morgan Chase Bank Sucks brown pond water. They'd steal the stink off of shit. Beware of their 0% credit card offers. They word those offers to be unclear about when the rate actually expires. When you call them up and ask for clarification, that's when you realize you've just been conned. Chase Bank Sucks! JP Morgan Chase Bank Sucks!!!!

Ray Nagin

Kudos To Ray Nagin

Great job, Ray. You're well on your way to bringing New Orleans back to the good old Pre-Katrina days. Crime is up, welfare is up. Looking good, Ray. And to the people who re-elected the scumbag, your wish is his command.

Donny Doosh

Donny Deutsch

I don't normally watch this show but I did happen across it tonight when noticed he was interviewing Ann Coulter. I watched Mr. Deutsch struggling to try and figure out why it is such a good idea for the United States to be in Iraq. Now, in all fairness to Mr. Deutsch, I don't know if this was a re-run that might have been recorded before Hezbollah started firing rockets into Israel. I don't think it was but I'll give Mr. Deutsch the benefit of the doubt anyway. My point is that the reason it is a good idea for the United States to be in Iraq is because that's where the terrorists are. And if we were not there it might give a false sense of security to Iran and Syria and the other haters of Israel and the United States and it wouldn't be too long after that that those muslim terrorists along with a bunch of innocent law abiding folkes could kiss their asses goodbye because Israel would nuke them right off the face of the earth faster than you can say duck and cover. We are there to fight terrorists and keep the peace. And until every last muslim terrorist is dead, this is about as peaceful as it's gonna get. That's why I don't watch the Donny Deutsh Show or whatever it's called. He simply lacks common sense. By the same token, my comments should not necessarily be taken as a praise for the job George Bush is doing or for whatever it is that Ann Coulter represents.

TruGreen ChemLawn Sucks

Several months ago I was in my kitchen when I noticed a man climbing over my rockwall and wrought iron fence totalling six and one half feet high. I noticed he was with TruGreen ChemLawn. He proceeded to treat my lawn without my permission. In my opinion he was trespassing. Anyway, I continued to watch him treat the lawn and then climb back over the fence. He left me a bill which I never paid. Instead I complained immediately to the office here in El Paso and the person told me she would take care of it since I had not ordered the service. Well, they never did anything about it. Instead, they began to send me past due notices before finally turning it over to a sleazy bill collector in Dallas.

I imagine this is standard operating procedure for TruGreen ChemLawn. Mostly preying on the elderly but will screw anyone they can. I just thought I'd put this out there. Anyone who is doing a search on TruGreen ChemLawn and thinking about doing business with them might want to be careful. I'd think twice about it. Seems to me they are about as unethical as it gets.

Pay Your Taxes

12 million illegal aliens are depending on you.