Calling Al Sharpton

Calling Al Sharpton! Calling Al Sharpton! Racial injustice in progress in North Carolina. They dropped the charges against those white boys accused of kidnapping and raping that black stripper. Better get down there and get into it (the case not the stripper). Good work on the Imus case. Nobody will ever say "nappy headed ho" again (except black men, black women, black children, and every pimple face in the world that listens to black rappers).

Better hurry, Al. More cases on the way. Black motorist in Atlanta just issued speeding ticket. Suspect race was a factor. Oh, and Al, take it easy on the curl relaxer. We don't want to be sending any mixed messages right now.