Chinese Spam

I usually check my spam a few times a day to see if any good mail has been mistakenly directed there. Lately though, I'm getting more and more of these kinds of emails (below). At any given time there'll be dozens of them in the spam box. Now, I assume they're all coming from Communist Red China. But how would you know? I don't know if they're balling me out for calling them communist red bastards, or if they're trying to sell me something, or what. Either way, what good does it do to send me an email in this format? Is Chinese the new universal language already? Do those arrogant red bastards think that just because they've got the corner on cheap crap that the rest of the world is gonna go out and learn how to read, write, and speak Chinese? Screw that.

The day I need to learn how to read this shit is the day I see the Communist Red Chinese Flag flying at the Post Office. And that's only gonna happen if their weapons of mass destruction are better than ours. JUST SAY "NO" TO CRAP MADE IN COMMUNIST RED CHINA.

讲师介绍：
Mr.Li--中国杰出生产管理、工厂精细化规范管理培训实战专家，粤港台企业管理
研究中心理事长，工学硕士，高级工程师 ，清华大学深圳研究院MBA，先后在美、日、韩
资外企，港台独资企业从事管理工作多年，历任工程部工程师、现场主管、质量经理、
生产副总等职务，在十数载企管一线的摸爬滚打中积累了丰富的管理经验，尤其深谙工厂
生产、质量、工程方面的管理运作，对跨国公司输入的管理思想颇有研究，形成了独具特
色的实干型制造企业管理方法和体系。李老师将历时十多年积累起来丰富的生产制造与管
理经验，进行浓缩升华, YADA YADA YADA - BLAH BLAH BLAH.