i'm mad as hell and i'm not going to take it anymore.

Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Chinese To Stop Using Antifreeze Component In Toothpaste Exported To United States.

Sludge from the Yangtze river will be used instead. Dredging is set to begin immediately using one million slave laborers fueled by a steady diet of Red Lead Paint and Dog Food. "We can kill many birds with one stone" said Hu Jintao, Red China's Paramount Leader. He also said the new stuff should be on the shelves at Wal-Mart in a week.