Senator Larry Craig Sucks

Does Senator Larry Craig suck? Or Does he suck? I guess it depends on who's asking the question and in what context. Good old Larry says he's not gay. Well, who cares? Being gay is not against the law. But propositioning people (men or women) for sex in a filthy airport men's room - well, I must conclude that Larry Craig does suck - in any context imaginable.

China threatens 'nuclear option' of dollar sales

Bring it on, you communist pigs. There is no doubt that the giant sucking sound will be heard loudest coming out of Red China. This is just what the Doctor ordered, tariffs and legislation to stop those communist red bastards dead in their tracks. I hate to admit it but Hillary Clinton is way out in front on this issue. Dig in America, we's at war.

China hopes to cure Internet addicts at summer camp

State media in Red China has reported that about 2.6 million -- or 13 percent -- of China's 20 million Internet users under 18 are classed as addicts. China's Communist leader Hu Jintao has been quoted as saying "10 summer days in a prison labor camp should cure them of their disease".

The 10-day program would accept youngsters aged between 14 and 22. Jintao said they would be housed in filthy, rat infested shacks and fed a steady diet of fresh fish from the Huai River. If they're still addicted after that, "we'll just shoot them" the President said.

In a related story, Wal-Mart here in the United States is preparing for a huge 10 day blow-out sale on millions of hand made baskets, towels, and trinkets from the orient.